Knock, Knock….Who’s There?

A Morning of Knock-Knock Jokes with Maria's Dad

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Mr. Peterson: Knock, knock. Who's there?...Dwayne. Dwayne who?...Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!

Cooper:Knock, knock. Who's there?...Duck. Duck who?...Quack!!

Amelia:Knock, knock. Who's there?...Banana. Banana who?...Banana Jukey!!

Mr. Peterson:Knock, knock. Who's there?...Alpaca. Alpaca who?...Al pack a sandwich and we'll go have a picnic!

Mariah:Knock, knock. Who's there?...Mouth. Mouth who?...Banana mouth!!!

Sienna:Knock, knock. Who's there?...Pencil. Pencil who?...Pencil, I don't know what the eraser is on!!

Phoebe:Knock, knock. Who's there?...Sunflower. Sunflower who?...SUNFLOWER BLESSIS!!

Mr. Peterson:How did the belt break the law?...It held up some pants!!

Jacob:Knock, knock. Who's there?...Dino. Dino who?...Dino sits on the tub!!

Maria: Knock, knock. Who's there?...Banana. Banana who?...Banana let me in!!

Jordyn:Knock, knock. Who'ss there?...A banana peel. A banana peel who?...Jack Banana Peel!!

Mr. Peterson:Knock, knock. Who's there? Lego. Lego who?... Lego and I'll tell you!!

Thomas: Knock, knock. Who's there? Head. Head who?...Head Hanky!!

Xavier:Knock, knock. Who's there?...Apple. Apple who?...Apple Banana!!

Mr. Peterson: Knock, knock. Who's there?...Abby. Abby who?...Ab-bee stung my nose!!